It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
