he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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