So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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