When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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