Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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