do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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