She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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