Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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