Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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