piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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