So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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