YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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