During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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