I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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