Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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