just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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