how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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