So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
