I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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