I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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