was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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