last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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