We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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