Christians are straight up FREAKS
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Randomize
