Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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