dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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