Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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