hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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