If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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