Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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