In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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