I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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