i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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