I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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