Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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