i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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