Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
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