I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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