Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
