what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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