I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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