Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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