The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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