lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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