maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
