There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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