is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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