She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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