scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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