im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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