Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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