She announced her abortion via fbk
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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