How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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