i just had sex bonerless
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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