Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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