I just threw up on my dentist
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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