No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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