I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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